I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
So I guess they’re okay. He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.
The liver. Gets high as fuck without dying (much,) can Terminator 2 regenerate itself — like if you gave someone half your liver (in their body) you’d both end up with whole livers, and it’s the most delicious of the organs.
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
I don’t have a kink, but I do love a good sack. Some people have photogenic genitals.
nah, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they’re a bit of shape shifters
Balls are nice, go home!
Haha maybe I’m wrong!
“nobody”
What a fucking asinine comment. Don’t project your opinions onto everybody else.
Damn getting rage responses from the pro ball crowd. Didn’t expect to see that one.
Dude knows ball
Loves it! Well good on em.
A million puns instantly spring to mind, but I won’t use a single one. They’re all low hanging fruit anyway.
My balls started sagging this year, speaking of low hanging fruit. I like it! My balls don’t stick to my legs when I jog anymore!
There’s a sweet spot between sticking to legs and needing a ball bra to sit on the toilet
Swing low, sweet chariot
Mine have recently started dipping into the water if I sit amd get “too” relaxed, I hate it.
The toilet water? That sounds bad hahaha
I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.
Usually on women… I’ve seen more tranny porn than Deric Poston
I dunno, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
So I guess they’re okay. He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.
“They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.”
I think I’m tearing up a bit… 🥹
just for curiosity, what else is a chaotic organ?
The liver. Gets high as fuck without dying (much,) can Terminator 2 regenerate itself — like if you gave someone half your liver (in their body) you’d both end up with whole livers, and it’s the most delicious of the organs.
Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, when’s the off-Broadway premiere!
The skin is also on the move apparently. My ex was mesmerized by the wrinkles shifting around in pulses…
I, too, have lost myself in the changing currents of the scrotal expanse.
Well, that was poetic.
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
Maybe, many relevant acquaintances have spoken very fondly of my balls, up to and including my wife. But maybe that’s just me.
I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.
Crusty balls?!? wtf? I don’t think my balls have ever been crusty. How little do you have to wash your balls for them to become CRUSTY?!?
Not my experience, but I guess I do tend to be in queer circles where that’s not the case.