Thanksgiving’s upon us.
𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗰𝘀 & 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳 𝗮𝘁
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“Isn’t this a sub for rimworld?”
Most realistic depiction of a comments thread.
Not by a long shot. To be a comment on a Rimworld sub there has to be at least one reference to items made from human leather.
Optionally remarks regarding organ harvesting or child labor will do as well.
How is the organ harvesting from children meta?
Cointelpro
Those things that turn buckets of change into a coupon only redeemable at the store the machine was at? 🤔
I like turkey. It certainly can be cooked in ways where it comes out too dry. I don’t like dry turkey breast very much either. But well-cooked juicy turkey dark meat is my jam, no pun intended. And besides, everybody with even the slightest modicum of common sense and good taste knows that the real treat is turkey sandwiches from the leftovers.
A couple of years ago I tried pre-butchering my turkey and it really works. It’s useful to be able to cook the bird in one to one-and-a-half hours instead of all fucking day, but the main benefit is that you can cook the white meat until it’s 155-160F and the dark meat until it’s 195-200F, and both kinds of meat taste great. When you stuff a bird and cook it whole, you have to get the stuffing inside up to a safe temperature, which means both the white meat and the dark meat have to be turned into shoe leather. Also with pre-butchering you can make stock out of the carcass the night before and it makes the most fantastic gravy.
Did a chicken write this?
Bock bock BAGOCK motherfucker
Turkey sandwiches are great! Love that. It’s my favorite part of Thanksgiving, I don’t have to cook the next few days lol
USDA recommended meat temperatures are why people don’t like pork or turkey.
what is Cointelpro
COINTELPRO (a syllabic abbreviation derived from Counter Intelligence Program) was a series of covert and illegal projects conducted between 1956 and 1971 by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) aimed at surveilling, infiltrating, discrediting, and disrupting American political parties and organizations that the FBI perceived as subversive.
And I’ll always read it as CoinTelPro, which sounds like some blockchain based telecom.
Cointelpro was a program ran but the CIA for the purpose of surveilling, infiltrating, discrediting, and disrupting subversive political organizations. By subversive they mean leftist basically. They targeted feminist organizations, communist parties, anti vietnam war organizers, Native American groups like AIM, environmentalists, animal rights groups, and anyone involved with the civil rights movment. Many of the tactics used in COINTELPRO are alleged to have seen continued use, including discrediting targets through psychological warfare; smearing individuals and groups using forged documents and by planting false reports in the media; harassment; wrongful imprisonment; illegal violence; and assassination. Beginning in 1969, Black Panther party leaders were targeted by the COINTELPRO and “neutralized” through tactics including assassination, imprisonment, public humiliation, and false criminal charges. Some of the Black Panthers targeted include Fred Hampton, Mark Clark, Assata Shakur, Geronimo Pratt, Mumia Abu-Jamal, and Marshall Conway. Common tactics used by COINTELPRO were perjury, witness harassment, witness intimidation, and withholding of exculpatory evidence.
This is all directly from the wiki and while it covers the basics there is so much more to COINTELPRO. The damage it has done to leftist organizing in America is immense.
Half of the internet
Don’t stuff your turkey, leave the chest cavity open and unstuffed. You will cook it in half the time and the meat will be juicy.
I will admit that means the stuffing will be inferior though.
Spatchcock the bird and it’ll cook even faster
Or cook the stuffing first as Alton Brown says, he also thinks it’s evil.
FYI He just started a new cooking show on YouTube the other day that is basically Good Eats just not in name and his first video is on cooking turkey.
Thank god Alton Brown is still cool. My first TV cooking heroes were Brown and Jamie Oliver, and I couldn’t have taken it if both of them had turned into soulless, money-grubbing idiots.
Reminds me of an old “meme”, probably photoshopped, as this is from pre-AI: Three cows standing next to each other, each showing a placard, together reading “eat”, “more”, “chickin” (sic).
Is that not still Chil Fil A’s advertising campaign?
What do they do now?
That was an advertising gimmick by Chic fil a. I just realized I haven’t seen that in over a decade.
One time a franchise owner gave me a calendar that was all just artistic renditions of those cows doing wild shit. Like, it used to be somebody’s job just to photoshop cows doing Wiley coyote shenanigans for Chic fil a merchandise
Gary Larson?
Yea, could be. Style would definitely fit.
