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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago

No added preservatives!

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No added preservatives!

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago
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  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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    I’d think anything that involved an open casket would be red tinted. Who wants to see grandma in her casket with visibly green veins…

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    From left to right; peach, watermelon, lemon, grape, apple, guava.

    • JPSound@lemmy.world
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      Far left is actually Dragon Fruit Splash™. Its got electrolytes.

  • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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    Introfiant for me thanks

  • brap@lemmy.world
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    Metaflow Arterial Conditioner looks delicious

    • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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      Wow your arteries are glowing! What conditioner do you use?

      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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        It works best when used in combination with Metaflow Arterial Shampoo.

        • massacre@lemmy.world
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          Rinse and repeat.

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    purple one is to die for

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.

    I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.

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      It’s surprisingly difficult to get that treatment.

      Just compost me. Throw my body into the green cart. Why do I need to spend so much money?

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        Even in death we must feed the machine.

  • perishthethought@piefed.social
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    🤘metalflow! 🤘

    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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      Looks apple flavored tho

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    I’ll go with pink or whatever the colour on the right is.

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