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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stick

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Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stick

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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    What a missed chance to ask for a 40-some.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol

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    Reminds me of the time this happened and the women stayed in the group chatting with each other and roasting the dude

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      How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?

      Sigh Femoids are heartless.

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        REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES

      • OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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        Kek

      • nomorebillboards@lemmy.world
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        Wow… you need to get off the internet

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        You missed the /s

        • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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          I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers

          • shneancy@lemmy.world
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            we live in a world where people say stuff like that and mean it, the /s is just so for once we can be sure

          • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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            How to remove all doubt:

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            I think a pro tip to making your jokes land with native speakers is to make the joke funny next time

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              I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay

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                This one is getting closer to reading like a joke.

              • Saapas@piefed.zip
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                The grind never ends

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        My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.

        Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.

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          If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established

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    A wise man once said to me: “It’s a game of numbers!”, currently the numbers aren’t in my favour, it seems.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

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        Glad to see this is still around.

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    Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.

    He was a hero for about 2 seconds.

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      And which of them is your mother?

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        Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out

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          Next time

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    There is a Futurama episode about that

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