on one hand if you take the character of jesus as an individual with opinions he was very based
but on the other hand in the context of the bible - he is the incarnation-ish-thingy of the one who created and perpetuates a binary system of good and evil, and as a narcissistic judge, jury, and executioner to him being “good” includes in major part worshipping him and only him. which is not very based
so i pick hell out of spite
i feel like that depends on the vibes, if the robber is giving “my first robbery” vibes then a bigger toothpick it is. if they aren’t then give them the money
i’m saying this because it sounds like a lot of work having to then explain everything to your boss, police, friends who want to know etc