Cocaine deserves an A-tier slot
Honestly every form of caffeine is just coping that it can’t be meth or coke
Signed,
A Sober AddictCocaine would be a hell of a lot better if it lasted more than 15 minutes. Also, I can at least still get my dick hard while drinking caffeine.
Signed,
cocaine is overratedAmphetamines for life!
Signed, a guy with a gluttonous soul who’s sad he can’t live that addict life
You only have to use cocaine every 15 minutes to keep it going. Add some alcohol and cannabis and it is a party.
I agree.
As an addict of downers more than uppers, cocaine even sucked me in to 4-5 times a week at one point, more moreish than sugar.
Where does Celsius fall in?
Asking the real question
IMO - drop g fuel to second to last and put celcius in its former place
Heretics.
Bang is the most deranged energy drink to exist, why is that creatine nightmare relegated to the peasantry? I rank it with meth
Have you seen the owner lol
I have not. Brb.
Hmmm. Dead soulless eyes but that’s kind of just an old guy. Pretty sure his organs would explode if he drank his own soda tho
I remember seeing an article not too long ago that went something along the lines of “perfectly healthy man has stroke after drinking energy drink” and I remember thinking oh damn, are they making those things worse? Nope, bro was perfectly healthy, except for the like 6 to 8 energy drinks he was drinking daily, I don’t remember which one but it was like monster or redbull. I can’t help but think, if youre drinking anywhere over even 3 cans of energy drinks a day, how could you possibly believe you’re being healthy. All of these options are trash, drink water, the only reason you “need” caffeine is because you’re already used to drinking it.
I used to self-medicate my ADHD with coffee. I could have 12 cups over the course of a work day. My new job doesn’t provide coffee, so now I just use prescription amphetamines.
Hi! I take my prescription amphetamines but still self medicate with caffeine and nicotine, how did you make the switch instead of just stacking?
I tried different prescription meds until I found one that worked for me without bad side effects.
I’m honestly bad at taking my meds, but I take them when I really need to focus on something. But, my current job lets me flit from task to task, so I usually have something novel to work on and so don’t need the meds. I do still take coffee, but only about a large cup a day.
Sorry that’s not more helpful.
I have to stop and give myself caffeine resets because it’ll creep up over time from 2 cups of decaf a day to 4 cups of full strength, and then 6, and then I’m wondering why my heart flutters when I go to bed. I don’t touch energy drinks but I’m guessing it’s the same, trying to recapture that productive high. Of course coffee is practically free compared to energy drinks…
Meanwhile me drinking the cheap supermarket brand. They sadly discontinued the syrup version. <3€ for 12L was great. Even greater back then when it was <2€
Every single visible drink in this image is gross
Wonder how many meth heads are remembered as a history-altering, millennia-defining individuals.
Adolf Hitler, for all the wrong reasons.
Diogenes
he was probably less dysfunctional than most of his contemporaries though
Nice crop
The untouchable horrors of Bang are better hidden from view.
I defy you (Ghost energy Swedish fish flavor)
- Anarchists, revolutionaries, usurpers. Men who challenge the status quo. They would rather operate outside of society than participate in its decadence
A Swedish fish flavored energy drink isn’t decadent!?
elixer of diabetes and kindey stones.
What about the sugar free ones? I at least see sugar free redbull here.
Not that I like sugar free I drink these sparingly when I need a boost and the sugar is part of the deal for me.
What if you like to go down instead of up?
I guess we don’t make history, that would make sense.
where C4
yeah where’s my C4 pink starburst?
The Jolly Rancher Watermelon is pretty good too. Hawaiian Punch red as well.
Jolly rancher is a bit too sweet for me. Haven’t tried the replacement for Skittles or the Hawaiian punch yet.
You all need Jesus.
What’s he drink?
(Btw, I have you tagged as the person that learned loufas are a vegetable. Hi! 😊)
Edit: oh, right. Canonically he both is and drinks wine.
I seriously intend to try making a loofah arch/trellis thing now, once it gets warmer.
I still haven’t found a proper replacement for Redline. It was the only energy drink to actually give me energy.
Only thing that’s come close are hard drugs and I don’t do that shit anymore.
Have you tried cocaine?
Better if you work from home through, you can get a little chatty and sniffly.
Top one should have been Four Loko.
The OG version.
what if I don’t drink any of these. the closest I get is a single tea if I have to make a long drive.
