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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 年前

I have several questions, actually

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I have several questions, actually

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 年前
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    No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

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      Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

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        TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

      • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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        Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

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          If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

          • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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            I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

      • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world
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        I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

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          Maybe he work in a Zoo

        • Balthazar@sopuli.xyz
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          … I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

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            dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

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              Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

              Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

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                Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

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      No worries we have a solution for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

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      • Balthazar@sopuli.xyz
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        That is awful. Why is it my next centaur character idea?

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      Pretty sure that’s just Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

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    I only have one.

    What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?

    Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

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      Here, take my upvote

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        An angry upvote? xD

  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org
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    Similar to a horse, in the back.

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      Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

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        If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

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    No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

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      But could she ride me?

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        Chances are good.

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        Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

        Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

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        Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          Death by snu snu was always my preference

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            That guys’ as well.

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              Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

              That guys’

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    This is her car

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    The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

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        They walk on, they are toes.

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          “they’r”

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            New pronoun just dropped

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          • AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca
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            I mean, it’s like grade 3 level English. People can tell what you meant but that’s because it’s so common that so many people make such simple mistakes. Educate yourself ffs.

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              It doesn’t matter how common the written error is, because the ambiguity is omnipresent in speech and we sort it out every day of our lives, so it will always be easy as fuck.

              FYI, both of you are overacting. It’s weird to react to the correction so seriously, but equally weird for you to get so offended by the error. Both of you be better.

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    It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

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      I mean does she have hooves or feet?

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        where does the tail come from?

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            Will this reach to the front hole?

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              yeah, has to be longer

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          Tailbone

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          It’s above the butt, silly.

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    Human centaurpede

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      Oh god … now I can’t unseen that. Thanks. Scared forever.

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    Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

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    Does that constites a “stable family”

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    How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

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      That one breathes methane.

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      😳

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    She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

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    fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

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      Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

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      Does that even matter? It’s be worse if it was real. In many, many ways…

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      Nah, there’s so little shadowing because it’s a foggy overcast day. It’s basically a giant lightbox.

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        trust me on this, gimme a day I’ll prove it to you

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    It be in the back not the front.

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      Why not both?

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        Duogina

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        Why not indeed?

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