Sorry, mountain dew tastes better than tea?
What garbage store brand floor scrapings sorry ass tea have you tried.
The meme is about 4¢ tea bags. That’s certainly not going to taste the best.
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Excuse me? Mountain dew (any Energy Drink for that matter) tastes horrible.
Tea all the way!
You stayed loyal to tradition and are reaping the finical benefits for it!
How dare you speak the truth! 🧐☕
Hard agree, even basic Twinings tea tastes good (I have some Earl Green and Darjeeling right next to me)
Mountain dew tastes like rat piss
What’s wrong with your rats?
More like what’s right with them.
Diabetes
Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.
Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.
It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!
Who let Bear Grylls in here?
Urine: the taste of the great outdoors!
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Whenever I really have to pee I say “why did I drink all that crab juice!” out loud and no one knows what the hell I’m talking about.
You can pour a deciliter of sugar into your cup of black tea and it will taste the same as mountain dew.
My cup is only a deciliter in size. Now there’s tea all over the place!
You can’t beat a well boiled cup of quality (loose) tea! Fuck the Dew!
If you are drinking tea for the caffeine content it’s best to steep the bag for as long as possible, iirc it takes about 15 minutes for ~95% of the caffeine to extract. One teabag usually has 60-80mg of caffeine so equivalent to one cup of instant coffee.
It’s also gonna be super bitter at this point.
That’s why you load it with a half cup of sugar.
Or just slam it like you’re doing a Jager Bomb
That’s an energy drink for cheapskates then.
Tiny bit of lemon fixes that pretty well.
Will try next time I forget that my tea is still brewing ;)
Add milk until the colour of He-man
You can always coldbrew it
Excuse me sir that’s just bollock, dried leaves water is clearly superior.
You stayed loyal and are richer for it.
Loyalty pays (or saves).
only with milk though.
Bean versus leaf, if only we could live together in harmony
Instead of caffeine I sleep for 7 hours
What’s sleep?
Sleep is the condition where you lose consciousness for a few hours, allegedly allowing your body and mind to rest. They say you then ‘wake up refreshed.’ Yeah, I know. These peasants will never stop finding excuses to avoid work.
Who asked you, ChatGPT?
Caffeine pills are faster and also dirt cheap.
Mountain Dew isn’t only the worst caffeine fix.
Mountain Dew is the worst soda in general.
Allow me to introduce you to Jolt soda. They make/made(?) cola, and a Mt Dew clone, but with something like 3-5 times the caffeine. That shits disgusting.
I think Mountain Dew is the best soda.
I cannot stress enough how Disgusting mountain dew is
Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”
Ahh, is that why I don’t have a caffeine addiction? Hadn’t put that together till now.
maybe try different teas? even mixing a couple together?
