Big Costanza energy.
Come on Jerry, you know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be a Marine Biologist!
Serenity now!!!
The jerk store called.
After the 15th time people started getting suspicious
“It’s heart attack guy. He wants his usual.”
Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?
But it was the 20th that really gave him away.
Always quit while you’re ahead
I wish I was that extroverted. I mean that’s 19 free meals and a nickname, what else do you want?
I dub thee “Nicky Desire” after your intense desire for a nickname.
What does this have to do with introversion vs extroversion? It seems completely unrelated.
One could easily be an introvert and be an asshole and take advantage of people this way.
“And what is the charge? Having a heart attack? A succulent Chinese heart attack?”
From the headline, I thought this was twenty fake heart attacks for one meal. That would have been funnier. It’s still pretty funny that he did this at twenty distinct restaurants.
I’m gonna try doing it how I first read it. Omg, heart attack! Wait I’m better. Oh no, it’s happening again! Whew, false alarm. Holy shit, I’m dying! …
They didn’t buy the first 19 fake heart attacks, but he really sold it the twentieth time.
….I thought shit like this only happened in sitcoms.
This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.
“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”
Succulent Chinese meal?
I see that you know your judo well.
Pierce?
“You people are sick, this man is dying!”
-some regular looking guy with a large jaw
“Choke” - by Chuck Palahniuk
pearl diving
DECEPTION 100
95%. (1-1/20)*100%
All the buffs in the world won’t help if you roll a critical failure.
Wouldn’t you be paying more in ambulance bills?
It’s in Europe
But were they big corporate restaurants? Because that’s victimless.
He’s going to fake a stroke to get out of the trial
This sounds like a Michael Scott bit in The Office… I’m pretty sure something like that actually happened in The Office.
