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BubsyFanboy to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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BubsyFanboy to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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"It is deplorable that disinformation about Sweden is spread in this way," wrote the embassy.
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    While I do appreciate having dedicated masturbation stations at work, I dont think elementary schools need them for the students

    But I do think we should advance this discussion as a workplace perk

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      That’s not what your cubicle is for, Frank. We can all see you and it’s gross.

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        Yeah Frank, last year we converted conference room 8D for this purpose.

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          Took me a second to get the joke michael-laugh

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      Just go jerk off in the bathroom like a normal person.

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      It’s really hard to tell if you’re joking, because there are people who actually think that.

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        I used to work in a boogie tech office that converted a conference room to a nap and mediation room. It has artificial grass and lots of pillows.

        While I do think it was a nice perk, I personally get more of a productivity boost from a quickie than a power nap. But everyone’s different.

        Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office. But I do think it could be nice, though I can’t see how to make it sanitary.

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          It would have to be some kind of single-stall facility where you can flush the entire room when you leave… like a decontamination chamber or something.

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            Yeah I mean cover everything in stainless steel and tile, but now it feels like a ghetto WC in the underground or a prison. Not so nice & comfy.

            Workers deserves comfortable masterbation stations for their all their hard labor.

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            Or just wait until you get home to touch your dick.

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          Just use a jizz container.

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            Girl, I squirt tho

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              I don’t see the problem here.

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                I need a tarp with a funnel. A container alone is not sufficient.

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                  Bed pans might suffice with a strategic hole cut out.

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          Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office.

          The Mitchell and Webb Look - Working From Home

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            The Mitchell and Webb Look - Working From Home

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              Thanks bot I was counting on you!

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