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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down5·2 年前Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down2·2 年前Front one, dude
minus-squarejimbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·2 年前A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前You’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 年前No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
minus-squarepingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Why don’t we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Bank account Rudeness Self insecurity Here you go with a few
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Nah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there’s a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Yep inherited wealth lasts just as long Anyway he’s not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.
Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
Front one, dude
A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
You’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size
inverse ratio
Why don’t we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
Bank account
Rudeness
Self insecurity
Here you go with a few
Nah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there’s a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
Yep inherited wealth lasts just as long
Anyway he’s not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.