I’m suspicious. What’s the endgame? Why are you being nice?

You can NOT have my organs!

You’re not my mom. I’m gonna stay up, drink big boy drinks, and hate myself >:3

not good but fuck it we ball

My asshole itches and my finger stinks.

Today was so good! I slept in, did my long run for the week, cleaned my house, baked a chocolate cake, made delicious red beans and rice, and hosted some friends for a Superb Owl party, in which we painted our favorite owls.

Good energy, wrong community

This is a shitpost community where the title has to include the word ‘rule’

Hello! Life is good! The love of my life and I are expecting a child, and I’m about to graduate university! Thanks for checking in! How are you?

i allllll sleeby u-u i will have an early night ithink meowz

How is everyone doing? How’s life been treating everyone?

Could be better, could be a lot worse. I’m actually ahead for once in school, but I have a career fair tomorrow that I’m extremely not looking forward to. Kinda having an “unmotivated” day right now, but it’ll pass.

Doing alright, probably about to watch someone get super pissed when we uninvite him to the wedding but he kinda really earned it. Lunar New years was great. How’re you

Still waiting for the sweet release of a swift death.

It’s hard to love yourself when your mental state drops uncontrollably and you can’t stop being a shitty negative person