My best friend recently came out as francais. Well, he used to be my best friend.
Now we’re just amis sharing the ménage of trois.
Did you never notice it when he kissed you?
It used to just be on the lips, but now it’s on both cheeks. It makes me uncomfortable.
More than friends, less than lovers?
That’s disgusting! He’s FRENCH!
J’suis pas le seul français ici apparement
pain aux raisin
*raisinine
*en passant
*oui baguette
Le croissant
Croissant au chocolat
pain** au chocolat c’est différent
Bless you
Bien sûr que non, vive la république et vive la France! 🇲🇫 😉
Non on est nombreux
There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.
Omelet du fromage.
Au*
What’s gold have to do with this?
Nah, AU stands for alternate universe, I learned that when someone once threatened my life with Splatoon characters.
Aumelette du fromage.
You’re welcome :3
:sob:
What’s wrong bb girl? :( You’re not even touching your aumelette :(
I made it just for you :((((
It’s omelette au fromage :sob:
If you’re out of the loop: There was a Dexter’s Lab episode where the titular character could only say “Omelette du fromage” for the whole episode.
If you know that and an extended reference went over my head… oops!
Never knew
Nan! Aumelette du fraumage! :3
Meow
Who says Dexters Laboratory never taught me anything!
Suddenly I feel myself swooning and am very attracted to you
u/1-Sisyphe’s original upload of THE response gif is dead… Purged by imgur. Enjoy this archive.org version instead
Being french is not a problem in this household.
Being British on the other hand…
As a French I approve this
My condolences
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bi visibility
Statistically, most people have two eyes
Statistically, the average person has less than two eyes
Both of these statements are statistically correct
mean: <2 eyes
median: 2 eyes
mode: 2 eyes
How so ?
I hate the “new” gay flag :(
I have only seen this flag in this here post and it looks to me as if it were the lesbian and gay pride flags next to each other.
That’d be because they are the lesbian and gay pride flags next to each other.
Someone you know is a human
Based on your username, it isn’t you.
Tabarnak
Esti, hein?
I’m okay with all of these except the French
Wait is the gay flag not a rainbow anymore? I can’t keep up. The rainbow was so cool.
Left is lesbian pride flag, right is gay male pride flag. Rainbow is basically the catch all LGBTQ pride flag.
I swear, Zoomers and ever more specific labels…
What? These things have been around long before zoomers.
Down with specificity! We want the confusion that arises from ambiguity! Things were confusing in my day and I will not put up with people being able to understand each other! Harrumph to you good sir! A harrumph and another harrumph for good measure!
In my day everyone was just straight or queer. You could get more descriptive if you want, but no one cared about the particulars of your sexuality unless they were interested in fucking you.
I do not give a fuck about the particulars of anyone’s life. Here’s the thing, if you actually didn’t care you’d not be complaining, now would you? Whenever I see this shit I just give a blank “Ok” and move on about my day because I genuinely don’t care.
I think it’s silly. That’s the extent to which I care. Which is more than zero, enough to post about it, but not much more than zero.
I guess technically I have a vague worry about the general increase in tribalism among gen z but this is a tiny part of that. And probably the most benign aspect.
All it takes is one baguette.
Thankfully I don’t know anyone like that lol
Someone that I love is very, definitely French.
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