Finding a nice stick
I practiced spinning sticks so that it looks like I know what I’m doing and every now and then I even look like a cool martial artist when doing so. My wife doesn’t think so but my homies got my back. I love nice sticks.
I practice drill team exercises with the broom whenever I’m sweeping the kitchen.
Especially when its the right height to use as a staff
That’s a dog
I’m sure bitches like that too
“mmm yes that’s a good stick.”
I once slid a large rock across an entire frozen lake. Please, contain your admiration
Living the dream…
Grew up on a lake that used to freeze in the winter, this is the best but worst thing we used to do (because it was fun, but the rocks/ice chunks would refreeze in place and be a hazzard while skating)
Hazard? I think you mean obstacle course
You should try curling. No greater satisfaction.
I opt for the primitive version, as it appeals to my caveman brain.
Winner buys drinks. It’s in the rules.
Digging a hole
Watching someone dig a hole. Or standing by the side of a hole that was just dug and commenting about the hole. Or watching construction work in a previously dug hole.
We seem to just like holes. We are simple creatures.
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Diggy Diggy hole.
At the beach. Also sandcastles.
Love me a good hole
Saw the comment and was going to post this exact thing lol
Fuck no. I hate digging holes.
Man police here: hand over your man card.
Surely women also love seeing large rocks fall into a lake from great height, right? This has to be just a human love.
I’m mostly ambivalent about it really.
Edit: am woman, still human though
still human though Sounds sus.
I do very human things, such as metabolize milkshakes and grow eyebrows.
Definitely passed the human vibe check. Please sign up for your existential dread and inability to move freely between nation states!
Women love throwing paper airplanes, when it glides perfectly on the first try
I like both. Does that make me non-binary?
Yes, now go buy the plush shark from Ikea.
So if I already have blåhaj, do I automatically become egg? I don’t think my legs would look good in thigh high socks…
You got trans in your username, I think it was probably too late before the shark.
I know I do.
“I’m making a comic about stereotypical man, but I don’t know any man”
Must be a good read.
In this case it’s funny…if the person asking that were a white straight guy asking about any other group, folks would be getting out their pitchforks.
Hehehehehe sounds like satire as you point this out to how often the opposite happens
Bringing in all the groceries in one trip.
Although… that’s a lot easier now-a-days.
I remember grocery shopping as a kid filling the cart completely full and when we went through the register it was over $100 and my mom was going jeez that’s a lot of money for a lot of food. It took 3 people several trips to unload the car.
Today I go through the self checkout, get a few frozen meals, some store brand cookies, and a case of cheap beer for $80. I can carry the two bags and beer with one hand.
They’re raising the prices because we’re buying “frozen meals, cookies, and beer”. All of that can be made at home for cheaper. Well, the beer and cookies may cost the same but they will be twice as good.
Figure out what is your biggest purchase and find the recipe for it. Pasta, Indian food, cookies, and even beer can be made at home if you know what you’re doing.
Prices were lower before because everyone knew they could probably whip up something similar. If you have a bag of flour, some butter, and some sugar you can basically make half of the things at the grocery store.
Just a note here, I bet your mom wasn’t buying “dinners,” she was buying “ingredients.” Ingredients take up a lot more space in the cart per dollar spent. Sometimes that’s because you pay a premium for prepared foods, (flour vs cookies) and sometimes it’s because there’s inherent waste, like onion skins, and both ends of that head of celery, and the bones of the whole chicken, and the stem, seeds, and vacant space inside a bell pepper. Also, not judging the beer, but in my childhood Dad bought all the alcoholic beverages from the liquor store in a separate trip. So it wouldn’t have been in the grocery bags, nor on that receipt.
Inflation is real. But it’s important to:
A. Make accurate comparisons
B. Value the work that went into turning those ingredients into dinners.
I’ve been going to Costco every week for several years. Pre Covid my big trips were around $350. Yesterday I went and got some beer, wine, and some beef jerky and it came out to $350
My big cart days are a lot closer to $700 too now. Certain items I remember being $10 are now $16-18. It’s insane.
You have extra carrying capacity now because your wallet got lighter.
If there is a fire it must be bothered. It must be prodded several times and sticks need adding to it. The fire cannot be trusted not take care of itself.
This mostly applies to other people’s fires. My fires mostly collapse in on themselves gracefully and I might take offense at anyone prodding it before it’s ready.
AND DIGGING BIG HOLES
Hell yeah
Hitting something with a ranged attack. Doesn’t matter the target, doesn’t matter the projectile. Basketball at hoop, dart at dart board, pee at poo stain, bb gun at empty can, snowball at tree, bullet at bullseye, it’s all the same to us
Women writing men.
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Estrolucidate?
I was going to say all men are different and you can’t find something that will appeal to them all.
But then sploosh.
Fuck yeah to throwing rocks into bodies of water from great heights though fr.
Yes, but if you throw a small light stone at the right angle, you can make in bounce off the water. That’s much more fun.
That’s fun, but definitely not more fun than big KERPLOOSH
Explosions
Except not looking at them.
That’s only cool guys.
Can confirm, I look at explosions all the time.
Doesn’t know any men in real life? Does she live in a nunnery?
I think this is a tongue-in-cheek jab at the very real issue of men who try to write women who literally don’t have any women in their lives except possibly their mothers.
That’s reading a lot into the post. Her profile says she’s a feminist cartoonist. This is standard virtue signaling. She is such a great feminist, against the patriarchy, she doesn’t know a single one. You still know you’re father, brother, male coworkers? You’re not on her level.
Pissing from great heights is a wonderful, wonderful feeling.
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Always on the Bortus side of life
just watch out for the headwind
