Whenever I interrogate him about my suspicions he’s sweating bullets (it’s noticeably different from sauna sweat, saunaheads will understand) and also I’ll ask about the progress they’re making in Elden Ring and he says “the game is so easy, we’re not even using spirit ashes” which I know is a lie. He has a 12-life handicap in Kirby’s Dream Course; he sucks at games. And I’d try watching them play again but I got rhetorically ganged up upon and ejected 2 months ago from the gamer sauna for laughing at his build that has 3 shields for some reason.

What do I do?