Whenever I interrogate him about my suspicions he’s sweating bullets (it’s noticeably different from sauna sweat, saunaheads will understand) and also I’ll ask about the progress they’re making in Elden Ring and he says “the game is so easy, we’re not even using spirit ashes” which I know is a lie. He has a 12-life handicap in Kirby’s Dream Course; he sucks at games. And I’d try watching them play again but I got rhetorically ganged up upon and ejected 2 months ago from the gamer sauna for laughing at his build that has 3 shields for some reason.
What do I do?
what is a gamer sauna
Sauna you game in.
Uses mineral oil instead of water to protect the electronics.
Do you
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Breathe mineral oil vapor?I don’t know, gamer husband wanted it and maintains it.
I think your gamer husband is vaping without you 😞
I thought vapes use glycerin, not mineral oil.
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That sounds like a sensory nightmare
Back when I was a spry lad we’d just go on hunting trips. I don’t understand these youngens and their fancy trends these days.
He has a 12-life handicap in Kirby’s Dream Course; he sucks at games.
Say that to his face and he will probably get mad enough that he throws his cheating in your face as some sort of “gotcha”.
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He rufes to use assymetrical controllers out of principle. Will have to be his Dualshock 4 controller.
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Is his buddy cute
He kinda’ looks like Kratos without the bodypaint.
Let me seduce him and see if your husband seems hurt by getting cucked or not.
Gaymer sauna
That’s just sauna sweat, don’t even worry about it. Your husband sounds like a cool trustworthy guy and a good gamer. Tri-shield builds are pretty execution heavy but can work well if you’re skilled enough, it’s perfectly normal
Git gud is probably the only answer here
Real question: What kind of TV/monitor do you need to be able to use it in the sauna? I just want one that works.
13" Sony PVM inside a Ziploc freezer bag to make it last longer.
They do have waterproof monitors, they make them for outdoor applications. I used to drive through a guard gate that had one. I’ve heard they are expensive as hell though
Yeah, but I’ve never seen a waterproof display that has specs that are also cool with high heat. Kind of too expensive to be something I’d want to gamble on.
counter-cuck him by fucking his “gaming” buddy
Dump him.
INFO: Does your GH use or have the dating app known as “TF2”? If so, he is certainly hiding a secret alternative lifestyle from you.
being gay is pretty great, try being gay yourself. a bit of homosexuality enriches the soul, and it’s the best all-round cover an agent ever had.
They were doing a challenge run: oops, all shields
Yup.
Yeah he told me about the sauna too. He said “you better say you saunothin if @AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net asks”
