The Adeptus Sororitas power armor is so fucking funny, because it’s this huge roomy carapace that’s 100% big enough to not only contain but comfortably contain breasts, and then there’s these giant vanity tits bolted onto the outside to make sure anyone watching knows that the wearer is a woman, since the Imperial Cult is banned from maintaining a force of “men at arms.”
If anything that’s not weird and mutated enough for a space marine. They have at least one redundant copy of every important organ crammed in there and all of them are bigger and weirder than normal organs, so they probably look really freaky out of their armor, like orks without the green skin and silly jaws.
The SoB are normal humans wearing armor made for normal humans, and the art varies as to whether the proportions make sense. I like to headcanon the boobplate on them as replaceable ablative plates bolted to the outside of the carapace, like a round penetrates one and there’s just a stack of ceramic disks inside or some shit.
I’m not sure if you are serious, considering that I’m pretty sure we have official artwork that shows them as basically normal humans, but larger and with slightly off proportions. The picture is a joke regarding terminator proportions.
Eh, GW doesn’t lean into how weird and inhuman space marines are enough because they’ve become a shallow mockery of what they used to be and are now having decisions made by the horrifying union of businessmen and nerds that grew up being way too into space marines. Canonically they’re creepy as hell and eat their enemies’ brains to gain their knowledge (that’s actual original canon btw, and I’m not sure when or if it got retconned away by some spoilsport). The only author I’ve ever seen do a good job writing space marines is Dan Abnett in one of the Gaunt’s Ghosts books that had a PoV space marine with a completely alien perspective relative to any of the human characters.
I’m pretty sure there’s also been official art that has space marines with heads roughly the size of their own ribcages before (when accounting for the bulk of their armor), which is the funniest version possible so just I’m going to canonize that right now.
They really could be doing anything with it and they insisted on writing 50+ books focusing on the fascist supersoldiers with daddy issues and bolter p*rn.
I’m going to use the opportunity and say that it bothers me how space marines do not make any sense in a setting that takes itself as seriously as post-2nd edition 40k. Space marines seem to be less numerous, less capable, and more expensive to make than conventional tanks. What’s the point in having 1-2 million of them running around? Just make a bunch of tanks instead.
In-universe I guess the argument would (or should) be that they’re this aging relic of the imperium’s golden age kept going through sheer momentum & essentially holding the feudal logistics of the imperium hostage through ancient treaties and vows of loyalty, just enough to shore up the crumbling imperium while never actually achieving any lasting victory. Their gear slowly goes downhill as knowledge is lost, their geneseed succumbs to the various flaws/mutations, their numbers whittled down through attrition.
Of course instead of doing something that could be interesting they decided to just lionize the brainwashed child soldiers into cool guys with big guns that shoot all the undesirables aliens, mutants, and heretics. After all, you gotta have an easy entry point posterboy (no feeeemales allowed in the space marine club) faction that you can use to sell overpriced plastic to impressionable kids
In-universe it’s a combination of A) who’s going to go tell the 9ft tall demigod that they’re not allowed to exist anymore, and B) Space Marines are uber spec-ops who excel in surgical strikes that cripple enemy armies’ leadership that a tank simply can’t do, and are therefore a massive force multiplier despite their small numbers.
Out of universe, GW can’t imagine advertising with anyone other than SpHeS mAhReEnS or generally acknowledging that xenos exist other than the occasional Necron novel that slaps unreasonably hard.
Lorewise they do “just make a bunch of tanks.” The Space Marines are basically their own autarkic mini-empires that collaborate with the Imperium and run around larping, while the other 99.99…% of the Imperium never sees them and just fights with tanks and guns instead. They’re rare enough that a single digit number of them showing up for a major fight is exciting and inspiring for the human soldiers, because Space Marines are more celebrity icons of their faith worshipped as literal angels by the public than they are an effective fighting force.
Sure, but I’m yet to stumble on anything weird. Furthermore, marines in standard armours very clearly have differently-placed shoulders, compared to terminators.
That’s the dreadnoughts, which are sometimes portrayed with the occupant’s head literally sticking out the front like the mech “suits” from Kill la Kill. The terminators are supposed to just be particularly heavy suits of power armor, but the art gets kind of silly because they originated with model kits that were kind of silly and had wacky proportions because GW’s original sculptors favored extreme stylization over accurate details because of the limitations of the old mold production processes before they made it big and started being able to have plastic injection molds made in the early 2000s.
These boob-plates are installed for legal reasons. Were they not installed, the Ecclesiarchy would periodically be shot at by accident, as non-boob-plated Fleur-de-lis are heresy as all good Imperial citizens know!
The Adeptus Sororitas power armor is so fucking funny, because it’s this huge roomy carapace that’s 100% big enough to not only contain but comfortably contain breasts, and then there’s these giant vanity tits bolted onto the outside to make sure anyone watching knows that the wearer is a woman, since the Imperial Cult is banned from maintaining a force of “men at arms.”
Probably has the same effect as this:
If anything that’s not weird and mutated enough for a space marine. They have at least one redundant copy of every important organ crammed in there and all of them are bigger and weirder than normal organs, so they probably look really freaky out of their armor, like orks without the green skin and silly jaws.
The SoB are normal humans wearing armor made for normal humans, and the art varies as to whether the proportions make sense. I like to headcanon the boobplate on them as replaceable ablative plates bolted to the outside of the carapace, like a round penetrates one and there’s just a stack of ceramic disks inside or some shit.
I’m not sure if you are serious, considering that I’m pretty sure we have official artwork that shows them as basically normal humans, but larger and with slightly off proportions. The picture is a joke regarding terminator proportions.
Eh, GW doesn’t lean into how weird and inhuman space marines are enough because they’ve become a shallow mockery of what they used to be and are now having decisions made by the horrifying union of businessmen and nerds that grew up being way too into space marines. Canonically they’re creepy as hell and eat their enemies’ brains to gain their knowledge (that’s actual original canon btw, and I’m not sure when or if it got retconned away by some spoilsport). The only author I’ve ever seen do a good job writing space marines is Dan Abnett in one of the Gaunt’s Ghosts books that had a PoV space marine with a completely alien perspective relative to any of the human characters.
I’m pretty sure there’s also been official art that has space marines with heads roughly the size of their own ribcages before (when accounting for the bulk of their armor), which is the funniest version possible so just I’m going to canonize that right now.
WH in general is a waste of a setting.
They really could be doing anything with it and they insisted on writing 50+ books focusing on the fascist supersoldiers with daddy issues and bolter p*rn.
I’m going to use the opportunity and say that it bothers me how space marines do not make any sense in a setting that takes itself as seriously as post-2nd edition 40k. Space marines seem to be less numerous, less capable, and more expensive to make than conventional tanks. What’s the point in having 1-2 million of them running around? Just make a bunch of tanks instead.
In-universe I guess the argument would (or should) be that they’re this aging relic of the imperium’s golden age kept going through sheer momentum & essentially holding the feudal logistics of the imperium hostage through ancient treaties and vows of loyalty, just enough to shore up the crumbling imperium while never actually achieving any lasting victory. Their gear slowly goes downhill as knowledge is lost, their geneseed succumbs to the various flaws/mutations, their numbers whittled down through attrition.
Of course instead of doing something that could be interesting they decided to just lionize the brainwashed child soldiers into cool guys with big guns that shoot all the
undesirablesaliens, mutants, and heretics. After all, you gotta have an easy entry point posterboy (no feeeemales allowed in the space marine club) faction that you can use to sell overpriced plastic to impressionable kidsIn-universe it’s a combination of A) who’s going to go tell the 9ft tall demigod that they’re not allowed to exist anymore, and B) Space Marines are uber spec-ops who excel in surgical strikes that cripple enemy armies’ leadership that a tank simply can’t do, and are therefore a massive force multiplier despite their small numbers.
Out of universe, GW can’t imagine advertising with anyone other than SpHeS mAhReEnS or generally acknowledging that xenos exist other than the occasional Necron novel that slaps unreasonably hard.
Lorewise they do “just make a bunch of tanks.” The Space Marines are basically their own autarkic mini-empires that collaborate with the Imperium and run around larping, while the other 99.99…% of the Imperium never sees them and just fights with tanks and guns instead. They’re rare enough that a single digit number of them showing up for a major fight is exciting and inspiring for the human soldiers, because Space Marines are more celebrity icons of their faith worshipped as literal angels by the public than they are an effective fighting force.
everyone knows all officially licensed artwork is always 100% consistent with both lore and with other artwork
Sure, but I’m yet to stumble on anything weird. Furthermore, marines in standard armours very clearly have differently-placed shoulders, compared to terminators.
I always assumed the terminators were part machine. That they’re more like a torso and a head shoved into a machine body.
That’s the dreadnoughts, which are sometimes portrayed with the occupant’s head literally sticking out the front like the mech “suits” from Kill la Kill. The terminators are supposed to just be particularly heavy suits of power armor, but the art gets kind of silly because they originated with model kits that were kind of silly and had wacky proportions because GW’s original sculptors favored extreme stylization over accurate details because of the limitations of the old mold production processes before they made it big and started being able to have plastic injection molds made in the early 2000s.
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These boob-plates are installed for legal reasons. Were they not installed, the Ecclesiarchy would periodically be shot at by accident, as non-boob-plated Fleur-de-lis are heresy as all good Imperial citizens know!