Or an ethereal bisexual long-legged socialist to purr into his ear to remember to exhale before firing, and to use the edge of his finger to pull the trigger so that the barrel doesn’t jerk away from the target at the last second. And also to aim at the largest fucking center of mass, for fuck’s sake this isn’t an FPS even if you live your life feeling like Elvis from Perfect Dark.
SMH if only there had been someone out there to tell him about bluechew
Or an ethereal bisexual long-legged socialist to purr into his ear to remember to exhale before firing, and to use the edge of his finger to pull the trigger so that the barrel doesn’t jerk away from the target at the last second. And also to aim at the largest fucking center of mass, for fuck’s sake this isn’t an FPS even if you live your life feeling like Elvis from Perfect Dark.