It’s gotta be Richard of course.
Richard McDickface
Harsh, but fair
This is the only correct answer.
Hehe, or maybe Dick
Richard.
McRichardface
Beat me to it
Beat me to it to it
Beat meat to beat meat to it
Beat me to it
Beat me to it to it to it
How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
That is called low hanging fruit. It’s funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
lord 😂
Nobody nose, nobody nose…
Sir Richard Johnson
He’s not been knighted - yet…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
Isn’t that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
Little Richard
Dicknose McBallcheeks
It’s ok if this format goes away
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Huh TIL! That’s an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
Richard
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Schlong
Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock’n’balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called “Fiddlestick!” and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
What about Penix?
Dickhead?
You mean, Richard Cranium.
Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
Yea!
Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
Ha, I have a friend called Rani
Moby
Richard Johnson
Rod
Rod loves you
I certainly hope not
