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resign
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You’re playing the french
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You played 3 moves while playing as black when white played 2 moves. Your cat needs to call an arbiter for illegal play.
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Knock a few pieces over and go find a warm spot to have a nap
Ah, the Bast Conclusion.
laser pointer on top of black king in one for checkmate.
I believe, knocking all the figures off the board is the only legal move…
Bite your opponent’s ankle to win by default
Always gotta make it about race don’t you…
Cat to F5
I’m white too.
Check your privilege.
Vomit right on the board.
Horsey to block
Puss out.
Thanks @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social for the photo
Piss on board, play with chess piece then murder it brutally.
C3, Be7, good chances your opponent will just fold to it here.