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Dude, you’re getting a dell …
And plugging highly suspicious USB drive into it…
Reminds me, back in like, 2007, Nine Inch Nails did a promotion for their new album where they left “mystery” USB drives with media from the “future”, themed from album, in public areas at their shows. People couldn’t wait to find them and jam them into their computers to piece the story all together.
The next album is gonna be about, trojans, viruses, worms, RATS (not the one with the rubber room)
And a 40minute PSA from your IT admin telling you DONT PLUG RANDOM STUFF INTO YOUR COMPUTER!!
Once some guy on the street gave me a dvd. I stuck it into my computer and it was a documentary about how nfc payment microchips in the hand are the mark of the beast. Freaked me out.
Although I formatted the hard drive and sold the PC to a secondhand electronic shop, that PC is still part of the 5G Vax botnet today.
That PC has Remote Vax™ Technology to Vaxxxxxxxxxxxx your kids
RFK will stop it
They see photos of childhood polio and say “look what they took from us“
At some point there was a trend where people were putting usb sticks into walls and encouraging people to plug in to them.
And Ubuntu at best.
What’s wrong with dell?
same thing that’s wrong with every brand name.
Man, I thought the dude did something really bad but he just got accused of buying weed imagine getting cancelled over an accusation
That was they’re slogan back in the day.
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Bruh dell maintains dkms in linux (kernel driver management thingy)
Talk to your kids about Linux before someone else does.
Sex PSAs are nothing in comparison
Ubuntu logo is a trinity but you’re not getting laid
Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.
The rest of us should just do what the transbians do and sleep with each other.
L4L, must have showered and touched grass within the last 24 hours.
some mf gonna grab both and dual boot
Hi I’m some mf
Day 1,095 of begging Autodesk to put F360 on Linux so I can ditch windows
I know, they won’t, but I’m gonna keep asking anyway
I feel you
Why are both of the USB drives red?
Because choice is an illusion.
Both are Linux.
“How come my typing fingers hurt?”
“you’ve never used them before.”
Fingering the rabbit hole?
You take the green USB, it’s Ventoy.
You click the wrong option in the list, and suddenly it’s GParted.Ah, shit, TempleOS.
Yes, I have TempleOS on my drive, why not, it’s just a few MB.
I look at the cool elephant whenever I’m feeling down
Plot twist it was really clonezilla.
How come with bsd it’s more of a dig your own hole sort of adventure?
It’s the price of stability™
Pot
Kettle
Depends on how fond you are of shark attacks
People that chose the “red” drive … Once you install Ubuntu a mysterious shaman will once again introduce you to the red and blue choice, … well, I mean, not exactly, it will be just a giant bag of mixed
pillsdrives for different distros and the ominous warning be like “you only really need to take one, but there is no actual limit”.Until you find out about snap
I cannot even download Windows 11 ISO on my network, I am (my ISP is) blocked by Microsoft. So, problem solved, it’s just red USB.
How did that happen?
Take the red USB and it always ends with you deep in a forum and the terminal app.
at 2am on a work night
PTSD triggered
“Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two…”
This comment brought to you by the anti-snap gang.
Good luck with fighting dependency hell!
Bish, I use NixOS. I have defeated dependency hell by sacrificing storage space to just say “fudge it, give me ALL THE DEPENDENCIES!!! Rip off their ELF heads!!”.
We are not the same.
Also, stop slobbering over shuttlecock. Centralized repos run by big corporation is not free as in libre, it’s free - as in free to rug pull you into a SaaS model.
“But you can make your own!”
If you modify the client and if you recreate the backend to actually make snaps. It’s in essence proprietary technology posing as open source.
Also, I do use flatpaks on my NixOS to get packages directly from vendors and not from some wannabe app store. Yes, Flathub allows vendors to post directly.
Even though the FreeDesktop dependencies are big, it’s still much more free than snaps.
I use the exact same usb stick for my Ubuntu installs. 🤜
*You stay in Wayland.
