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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Gynecologist* joke

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Gynecologist* joke

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Red States: How does property have health needs?

    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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      “A good slap will clear up that hysteria in your household appliance lickety split sir”

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s like a veteranarian. Some specialize in pets, some in livestock, these ones specialize in women!

      • Goun@lemmy.ml
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        That’s so woke

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        “You said women three times!”

        -red states

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    *For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women’s health needs in Blue States.

    I think in Red States they call them inmates

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      “Handmaids” would be the correct term, I believe.

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        deleted by creator

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    As far as I know it is indeed theoretically possible to catch chlamydia when having contact to infected toilet seats. But for this to happen “fresh” infected secretes in high doses must be present. Chlamydia bacteria do not survive for long outside of a body.
    Therefore an infection on this way is very unlikely and such a case hasn’t been reported.

    For women an infection with chlamydia is especially dangerous since typical symptoms are often lacking. But leaving it untreated can pose significant hazards such as cancer and loss of fertility.
    So, get yourself checked regularly.

    Sources (German):
    https://www.euroclinix.net/de/geschlechtskrankheiten/chlamydien/uebertragung
    https://sicherintim.com/chlamydien-uebertragung/

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      I’d figure surface ones like herpes and crabs would be more likely, though maybe it depends on how sweaty you are and if there’s a moist path from that contact point to the opening. Probably practically impossible for male genitalia unless they are resting their junk on an infected surface, though even for female genitalia, I assume they don’t rest it right on the seat.

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    Just had to ruin a good joke with political whining.

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      “Political whining”

      So if the government fucks you over you should just shut up and take it, and not even talk about it on a platform made for talking about stuff?

      Sounds like she is making a fair point about the lack of women’s right in certain places, and your disagreement is the political whining

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      Yeah, who’s ever heard of jokes as political commentary? /s

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      Women are dying to this bullshit and your biggest concern is getting a laugh?

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      “Why do you have to bring politics into this”

      — person with Trump sign still in their front yard a month after the election

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        I think entire groups of people shouldn’t exist!

        I disagree

        Fuckin woke bullshit!

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      I found both jokes funny! It got me twice!

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      Please, die

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      lol Texas. How’s that working out for ya 🤪

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        Besides the hangover? Pretty good.

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          I’m guessing you don’t have a vagina to be concerned about?

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      It’s not even accurate, that’s what gets me. It’s just propaganda.

      We have gynecologists. You just can’t kill unborn children. Gynecologists do a lot more than just abortions. Hell, only 14% of them performed abortions back in 2011, well before Roe vs Wade.

      https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3170127/

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        We have gynecologists.

        Not for long. They’re leaving in droves because they’re under threat of persecution for providing life saving medical attention.

        https://thehill.com/opinion/healthcare/4721173-draconian-abortion-laws-are-driving-ob-gyns-from-red-states/

        https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/more-medical-residents-are-avoiding-states-with-abortion-restrictions-analysis-finds

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        Accuracy: the most important part of humor! It’s so crucial to comedy that I have never, not in a million years, seen someone exaggerate for humorous effect. It’s simply not done in civil society: so I thank you for the bravery you’ve shown by shining light on this horrid case of inaccurate humor.

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