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- These are hilarious, but I don’t think I’d survive in a country where the national sport is trolling. - My family is like this. All we do is make fun of each other. It’s kept mostly internal (including close family friends) but that’s how we show love. - I still dress like a ranch hand about a quarter of the time even though I’m only out there to lend a hand once in a while. I showed up at my parent’s place while my siblings were in town while I was wearing my boots and a pearl snap shirt. In our group chat my dad still asks “Hey Cowboy, did ya yee any haws today?” and that’s been over a year. - My family is like this. All we do is make fun of each other. It’s kept mostly internal (including close family friends) but that’s how we show love. - Oof, my mom is like this. My entire childhood was: bullying at school, bullying on the playground, then coming home to mom making jokes at my expense while telling me to “learn to laugh at myself” when I got upset because her words sounded exactly like what bullies would say. - It’s one thing to poke fun at friends and peers who share your humor, but I hope adults recognize that kids are still developing their senses of self, and stuff like this can fuck them (and their relationships with their parents) up for life. 
 
- They call it banter rather than trolling, but yes. 
 
- The spaceship one was brutal. - At the same time, that’s one of the easiest ones to throw a funny response back - Played well, this could be a free pass for all the other times the person is late. - Next time they are late they can put on the silver jacket, enter the classroom with a space related excuse: - Sorry, the traffic was awful on the asteroid belt
- My comet was delayed
- A gravitational anomaly threw me out of the solar system, it took me forever to come back
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- These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal. 
- This sounds like a magical place. 
- We call this “cutting tall poppies” in Australia. - I’ve always appreciated this story as an explanation for anyone who finds the concept foreign. - https://www.naturalhistorymag.com/htmlsite/editors_pick/1969_12_pick.html - Tall poppies is about criticising people who are boastful and self-aggrandising, not mocking people for wearing clothes they like. - (Your link doesn’t load for me so I don’t know if it directly contradicts me, my statement is based on my local understanding with confirmation from Wikipedia) 
- “The nail that sticks out the most get’s hammered first” 
 
- It’s nice to hear some witty and lighthearted ones because we do have a problem with that kind of thing straying into the territory of abuse and bullying. - The line between banter and bullying can be pretty simple: does the target find it funny, and can you take back what you dish out? - Yeah, but you never know how the targez takes it, so there is a risk. Personal I think a bit of banter is good for the mood, but you have to make it 1000% clear that you are making light hearted fun. Which isn’t always easy. - True, especially if it’s with a total stranger! 
 
 
 
- Turns out Derry Girls was an accurate portrayal of the Irish. - As an irish person (as in, born, raised and currently live in ireland), it is. - It’s a shame Americans think they’re Irish and you have to clarify yourself. 
 
 
- Sadly, a big part of these (admittedly clever and funny) put-downs is to enforce conformity. Makes it hard to have some degree of self-expression when you know you’re going to face ridicule for the smallest thing. 
- This kinda makes me want to go live in Ireland lol 
- i dont get the chilli one - edit: thanks everyone for explaining! not sure how i couldnt get chili con carne 😂 - The dad’s name is Con Kearney which is similar to ‘con Carne’, as in ‘Chili con Carne’. I guess that dish is popular over there? - It’s like the one Mexican dish we know in Europe. You can order nachos or tacos at some places but they’re so far removed from the real deal it’s a crime to call it Mexican. - Yup. I live in the US and most “Mexican” food here is terrible. I’ve gotten to the point where I refuse to eat Mexican unless it’s in an establishment with soccer playing 24/7, mysterious jugs of liquid on the counter, and counter staff who struggle with English. Bonus points for dingy lighting. If I can’t order lengua or they don’t ask for clarification when i order cabesa, I’m out. - And even then it’s a toss up. Some great Mexican places give in and start adding American nonsense to their dishes. I want a variety of moles, fantastic beans, and salsas so hot the devil himself would get hiccups and I’m sold. 
 
 
 
- Twitter screenshots and a tumblr user celebrating that people get made fun of for trying to be a little fashionable. This kinda sucks … 













