My entire life, i have yet to sit on a toilet that’s not my own or a hotel. Restrooms are strictly pee zones.
Live a little.
Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit.
Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.
Jackson Poolock
One day, you will not have the luxury of choice
If you ever do, i recommend placing a piece of paper vertically and horizontally across the water. At home, you can deal with a splash. Outside, a splash can shunt something foreign into your body. Don’t share needles or poo water with strangers.
Neptune’s kiss… always unexpected. Never longed for.
I’ll take what I can get.
Opinion: why mess with the paper. Just give it an extra flush before you do the job. :)
Same. I only shit in a public bathroom if it’s a dire emergency; like I am about to have diarrhea. Though I have sometimes thought it might be more sanitary to just shit my pants.
Assert your dominance and shit someone else’s pants.
I visited Japan last year, most toilet seats are heated there (also featuring built-in bidet). I got used to it very quickly and miss it now.
I was about to say, the only place a warm seat is welcome is in Japan.
Same in my home. Nothing better than heated toilet seat on the middle of winter.
What a missed connection - that’s why I always leave my number on the wall, so people can call me & we bond over the shared heat …
(And no, 867-5309 is not my number)
How about 634-5789?
I am that guy
You are gross. Sorry to be the arbiter but you are speaking to someone else’s ass. Go eat it! Go talk to it… it’s your ass. Take it’s shit eat it… that’s your ass…
So intimate and close, you can still smell his presence.
Why yall do the Ghost couple so dirty?
In winter I don’t mind tbh.
@mizu6079@lemmy.world has no such weakness
Which movie is this? It looks too familiar to be AI generated.
from the movie Ghost with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze
wtf I thought it was some random scene from Blade Runner. Thought it was Harrison ford and Sean young 😂
Oh it’s a real thing. Thanks!
