I didn’t think he would really do it.
the vatican couch was plush
The pope didn’t thank him
JD Vance was the thing that made the Pope finally give up on humanity.
Obviously Vance wanted to fuck the Papal seat. The pope tried to explain that he couldn’t just let Vance fuck the chair of St Peter. Vance did not like this answer.
Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN
He probably didn’t even do it on purpose. But I’m sure he did it.
One thing I’ve learned is never try to beat a couch fucker at his own game
- Just
- Die
- Vatican
- Asshole
- Now
- Cum
- Expeditiously
Obviously he was hoping to take his powers.
He killed him by being near him
Remind some of this
He killed the pope then a couple days later started up a Muslim terror attack on Hindus so all the worlds major religions are at war
Pope didn’t say Thank you.
But he did prove the power of prayer
Pope didn’t wear a suit.
White Pope robes? Don’t you know how to wear respectful clothing?
maybe it lacks some stuff…like a pointy hood thingy
Pope was wearing a dress.
Same as Liz Truss killing the queen. Sometimes, when you’re old and in poor health, you just experience something that makes you think “fuck it, I don’t need to put up with this shit anymore.”
Lol … this is it
When you’re at the end of your life and hanging on the edge looking for a glimmer of hope … then you get visited by an absolute tool that is only motivated by greed and power and represents a general apathy for any kind of humanity …
you just think to yourself, “yeah, nah, this isn’t worth it any more”
Especially if you genuinely believe in an afterlife. At some point, you think, “Why am I tolerating this tool? I got MUCH better places to be.”
Homie has a problem with decency and people following the word of Jesus, despite publicly saying he is a Christian.
not just christian. catholic.
in any other age, any other pope, he’d have been excommunicated and maybe put to the auto de fe.
I love how this is thread is basically lemmyshitpost lmao
