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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

Just a pic of two besties

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Just a pic of two besties

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前
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    The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that’s not good for your luck.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      Shove it up your ass.

      And mine.

      • Maiq@lemy.lol
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        At a medium pace.

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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          Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off

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            See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS

            • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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              8 个月前

              Move it in and out at a medium pace

              • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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                I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol

                • Maiq@lemy.lol
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                  I hope this will help redeem your regretful decision.

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU

              • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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                Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!

              • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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                Pretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.

      • Shou@lemmy.world
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        For good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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          Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.

      • dickalan@lemmy.world
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        And then spend it

        • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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          8 个月前

          Put your fist down flip it and reverse it

          • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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            Isyerr herpa flippa-flapjack

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Well, I know when I’m not needed.

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      And yet you’re here… And so am I. Wait… Fuck.

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    Best roommates.

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      Historians say these two were almost like sisters.

  • pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com
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    Pretty sure I’ve seen a gallery of these two getting high and having a threesome, so that might not just be for show

    New edit: you degenerates made me try again, and was actually lucky this time. NSFW obviously

    https://m.homepornbay.com/album/lucky-boy-with-nasty-sluts2

    Edit: Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to find those pictures again and have looked a few times since this picture pops up from time to time.

    Info for those who want to give it a try: This picture wasn’t part of the set, but it’s definitely the same women. The toy doesn’t make an appearance either. The brunette gets high, and they use a DVD case with frogs or something as a tray to hold the marijuana? The blonde goes down on the brunette. I think there’s a picture of the blonde wearing a baseball cap too (I assume it’s her boyfriend taking the pictures as there are more pictures of just him and the blonde at other times). Good luck!

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      You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

      • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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        So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

        Yeah, @pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com!
        Are you just gonna leave us hanging?
        Like some naughty nunchucks on a coat hook?!

        • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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          Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.

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        I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.

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          Because it’s probably not true and that guy is full of shit, lol.

          Edit: he wasn’t. I’m a dick.

          • pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com
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            Check my edit

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              The legend himself. Nice nice. I’ll edit my dickhead reply.

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      Why would you make a claim like this without providing sauce? Are you some kind of monster? Geez.

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    I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.

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      Masterclass in how to say “ass-to-ass” without actually saying it.

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      Ass to ass.

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      Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?

      The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.

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        Pretty sure she’s high. She prostituted herself to get heroin.

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          I think you are right but they fucked up her pupils if thats the case.

      • swab148@lemm.ee
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        Lesbian Sisyphus

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      deleted by creator

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    I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.

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      One in the hope, two in the change

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        hey I know that saying from somewhere… shocker!

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      Lesbian fist jab

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        Critical hit!

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      It’s called the Clinton thumb

      1000003661

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      Yes…we…can!

      • modifier@lemmy.ca
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        But should we?

        • scoobford@lemmy.zip
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          absolutely

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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          Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

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      I call it the torch holder.

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    Is that tiger sniffing her hair?

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      Cats do be like that

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    So it is a clown car after all then.

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      So you’re saying it comes with clowns in it?

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        no, I think they’re saying clowns come in it.

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    NSFW, obv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6G4N_fM_90

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      That wasn’t nearly as NSFW as I hoped.

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        Yea but I thought I’d better put it just in case.

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          That’s what she said

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            That’s what they both said.

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    Lol its so floppy

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    Well, TIL

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Cute tiger PIC in the back there

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      Wonder if they got the elephant zoobooks

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        Its a whole collection. Wonder if they have them all.

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    Talk about double-fisting…

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    What is that?

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      A tiger. It’s the biggest cat you can find.

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        Excuse me have you ever heard of a liger?

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          You don’t really find those so much as make them.

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      it’s a sex toy.

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