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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 天前

Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 天前
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  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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  • ☼ Pero ►◘@lemm.ee
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    When girls show me their fine China: 😏

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      How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

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    My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined

      th-344758155

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        Good. Don’t brag about that.

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      At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.

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    Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”

    • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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      Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger

    • MBech@feddit.dk
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      Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.

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        Properly souced data yet unaware that the “gdp” framework of understanding is where the trap shut behind you. When your tool is a GDP then every problem becomes an interchangeable economic unit.

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    25 天前

    I had to look.

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      25 天前

      flip through my flaps

      • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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        “Labias and flabias and flip flaps”

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      25 天前

      If it works, it works

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      25 天前

      You did it!

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      Hey it’s nice to know the top results are educational/art and not just porn.

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        It’s just because pergin hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.

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    What’s with Ashley

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      deleted by creator

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        *playing

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          deleted by creator

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    Plz show bob and pergin

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      What is pergin supposed to be close to?

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        Could be “virgin” and they have completely misunderstood what it is.

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          Oh so it’s not a word, but just horribly misspelled

          “Per China” = vagina? Damn, I was so far away from it

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    “fwcking” makes me want to delete the internet

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      It’s a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I’m sure.

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      fuucking

      it’s a double U

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        I bow in respect at your algospeak skills

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    If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”

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      Americans now measuring in foreign countries

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    girls showing their vase (China)

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      It’s from the Minge Dynasty

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        BRA-VO.

        shialabeoufclapping.mp4

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    So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

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      Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.

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      My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

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        this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

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      Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

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    This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

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    A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.

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    Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox

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      Old man yells at cloud.

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    Think he meant verge China.

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