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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Pregante?

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Pregante?

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Most creatures have the male giving the female semen for their egg. But seahorses have the female giving the male an egg.

    So I propose the slang “dropped off” for female seahorses impregnating male seahorses.

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      Then you have pacific salmon, where they dump the eggs and semen in a pit in a river, and both die shortly after. Giving a whole host of meanings to “dropped off”.

      Or the turtles who bury eggs on a beach and never go back.

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        I call that Thunderdoming.

        • mriswith@lemmy.world
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          Is there an added adjective if it’s done in the same area you were born and grew up, after having lived far away for a while?

        • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
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          See, I call what happens in shark wombs thunderdoming

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        they dump the eggs and semen in a pit in a river, and both die shortly after.

        We call that “coming and going”

        • Jikiya@lemmy.world
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          Brilliant, love it.

  • bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world
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    Obligatory: https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

    • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com
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      My lord! O why haven’t I been blessed by this video before?

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