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Asking the important questions

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Asking the important questions

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  • h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Sometimes you have to put down the camera and just enjoy the natural beauty of a place.

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      I would use a tilt shift setup and then fast forward so it looked funny and animated.

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    Action scenes like that it’s best to keep under 1/200 sec so you can capture their expression.

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      If be bumping up to 1/1000 to get the splashes, but open up a wider aperture to really emphasise on them with some exaggerated depth of field. 400mm, get a real distant look about it to enhance the isolation and helplessness.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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        I mean, if you can capture the water droplets in the sunlight, it could be really beautiful. OTOH, bokeh. 50/50

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          Hahaha, the mist from their thrashing making a rainbow…

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Bokeh? Buy one, kill everyone here?

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      While yelling at them to hold still

      • svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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        “Stop resisting!”

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        Or stop resisting

    • curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      As long as ive got my tripod with me, I’d go far, far slower, clamp down that aperture, get real low on the i so, and go long exposure, up to 4/5 seconds depending on how bright it is out.

      Silky smooth water as it flows, and a delightful blurry trail that disappears below the water.

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    4K video with a tripod and a good mic to capture all the sound quality

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      Hearing that gurgle as they slowly lose buoyancy is just peak.

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      You’d have to meticulously prepare the area beforehand and then make sure that you throw the guy the right way

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    Nice. All those old lawyer jokes have found new life.

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    Not completely sure of proper shutter speeds, but will ask for proof of citizenship.

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    “You need a different mask underwater!”

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    The slowest shutterr speed where I could still make out the agent without it getting too blury that way I know on this photo I have captured the maximum amount of time that they spent suffering and condensed it to a single image.

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    .357 magnum.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Hmm… Would seeing the ICE agent’s arms blurring from flailing about be more powerful than a crisp, clean shot? 🤔

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      Who says you have to choose. Set it to a lovely 100, then set it to a crisp 1200. Two, beautifully unique photographs.

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    Action shot while zooming in you’re looking at 1/1000 if handheld.

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    Probably 1/1200. Depending on whether it’s overcast or not.

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    Can you submit a photo to them if it’s grabbed from video? I would shoot a video and hope to grab a nice image from that.

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    I’m live streaming that shit

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    BRACKETING WIDE CAUSE I NEED HDR

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