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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

"See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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"See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • NutWrench@lemmy.world
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    “Ketamine: Negative” lol.

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    These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing

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    Does this mean that Musk’s address is stored on Fastest Lab’s servers?

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    Drugs deserve better than to be associated with elon. I won’t let him ruin ketamine for the children.

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    There is an addendum:

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    Creatine: normal

    weak baby, gotta get GAINS

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    If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.

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    the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?

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      I once saw someone try to say he didn’t inhale as a defense for him. What the fuck is wrong with people trying to defend this fucking nazi.

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      Do you think a person who smoked pot on a podcast is unable to pass a drug screening in the future?

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        No, and I didn’t say that.

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        No, but they aren’t drug free either. There is literally evidence for that.

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    Can we overlook the potential fact that he’s not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?

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      Fr is the crazy all natty

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      So he’s like Beavis and Butt-Head. Even when they drink non-alcoholic beer they still act drunker than most drunks.

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    How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?

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    Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.

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    deleted by creator

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    So we’re just supposed to believe that the richest man on earth can’t just make up a form, pay wm employee for clean urine, or just pay off the doctor

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    Piss test catches ket for a week. A hair test catches it for a year. Something to think on.

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      His pioneering of human hair donations would finally pay off.

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