This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
Schrödinger’s Duck
Came here to write this… Man you’re good.
What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
What about half a duck?
How crispy we talking?
Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
Yes.
Inclusive or gets them every time.
platypus
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
Now this is science.
This is where the science begins
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
It depends on your definition of duck
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
Makes sense to me
Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?
