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GrishAix@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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  • Blackout@kbin.social
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    This guy has never heard of quantum ducks

    • alwaysevjo@lemmy.world
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      Schrödinger’s Duck

      • dr_rugby@lemmy.world
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        Came here to write this… Man you’re good.

  • RagingHungryPanda@lemmy.world
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    What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!

  • tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social
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    What about half a duck?

    • rmuk@feddit.uk
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      How crispy we talking?

  • qaz@lemmy.world
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    Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?

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      Yes.

      • dudinax@programming.dev
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        Inclusive or gets them every time.

  • gon@lemmy.world
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    platypus

  • TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world
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    Is a picture of a duck a duck?

    Is the life of a duck a duck?

    Is your perception of a duck a duck?

  • RoadieRich@midwest.social
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    On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.

  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    Now this is science.

    • misterdoctor@lemmy.world
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      This is where the science begins

  • Fish [Indiana]@midwest.social
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    What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?

    • Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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      It depends on your definition of duck

  • UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml
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    Platypus?

    • Shard@lemmy.world
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      Heretic! How dare you!?

  • Hyggyldy@sffa.community
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    Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.

  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works
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    What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

    Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.

  • TheDankHold@kbin.social
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    Makes sense to me

  • dudinax@programming.dev
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    Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?

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