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sexy_peach@feddit.de to GNU+Linux Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

what your coffee preparation method says about you

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what your coffee preparation method says about you

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sexy_peach@feddit.de to GNU+Linux Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    I don’t drink coffee. Wait. Oh, no. Does that mean I don’t exi-

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    Gentoo user here. I don’t drink coffee. My USE flags are for organic fruit smoothie.

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      Sameee, caffeine isn’t good. I prefer infusions with honey. :D

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    Also, I think Arch would be the one that grinds their coffee fresh every morning and has a DIY modded coffee maker just because they can.

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      I think only the Ubuntu user here doesn’t grind their beans fresh.

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      more like that setup that Gale Boetticher had in the lab in breaking bad 😉

    • pingveno@lemmy.ml
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      I feel personally attacked.

    • sexy_peach@feddit.deOP
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      please stop, it already was accurate enough, now it hurts ^^

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    Where is the moka pot?

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    is linux distributions the new astrology? 🤔

    also, the gentoo espresso machine is a weird correlation, espresso machines are actually fairly easy and quick to use…

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      Yeah, after you figure it out. Just like gentoo

    • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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      also, the gentoo espresso machine is a weird correlation

      I agree. Gentoo users would probably chew the coffee beans and wash them down with water.

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      But now build it yourself.

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    Mac: your coffee tastes the same, but costs x3 more. You can’t shut up how good your coffee is compared to others. You are triggered when someone says your coffee tastes the same.

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    What about a french press?

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    I use Fedora (of course) and drink tea. We need a tea meme

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    Ubuntu user currently on 18.04, mine looks more like Debian.

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    where is the guix user?

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      Cooking meth. ;)

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        shhhhhhh!!! dont rat me out bro

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    Fedora is really reliable while being pretty up to date on the latest packages. As is a pour over flask, it works without any fuss, and makes coffee similar in quality to expensive machines.

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    Shit, I’m a Fedora user and use a chemex…granted, I also use a regular coffee maker like our Debian user here.

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    This one is really good, especially most of my Linux real world friends are big on coffe too :D

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