Forgetting the cocaine. Never forget the 3 lines.
What if there’s a bug on line 3?
Hmm… move the bug and/or the line. Possibly snort around the bug? Get a new line?
Ok the bug is gone, but there are now two new bugs…
Oh shit. Same as before try to move it to a new room.
Alright, I got rid of the problematic lines and now everything seems faster 👌🏻
Snort that too i guess.
If you have to do lines to feel it, you’re buying some shitty coke. You only need a couple of bumps if it’s good yayo.
I don’t know how to tell you this, but I have in fact, never done cocaine or anything similar. I just know that you snort it with a dollar bill off a table or a stripper. Obviously.
When the UK switched to using plastic for the denominations of money that come as notes (£5, £10, £20, £50), people who use cocaine found that the new, plastic notes had a tendency to cut or scratch their nose. Because the £5 notes were the first ones to be switched to plastic, and they have Winston Churchill on them, apparently this phenomenon was termed “being Winstoned”. E.g. “careful with that, you don’t want to be Winstoned”.
I have no other point to make, I just think that this is hilarious.
The cocaine is there if you read between the lines.
thiel looks likes hes on stimulants 24/7
Zyn??
EDIT: Yes, I am well aware of Zyn being those toothpaste-flavored hamster-diapers that pretends to be Snus. Calling it a stimulant is more of a stretch than Bilbo scraped over an entire bakery.
Nicotine is a stimulant
You seem to be unaware that they have nicotine in them. There are kinds without it, and they generally look the same as those tobacco-free nicotine pouches. But Zyn and most other common brands have nicotine, which is a stimulant, the same one you get from tobacco Snus.
I personally dislike those tobacco-free ones though as they make me feel I’ll, and I’ve tried many kinds (and it’s not the nicotine amount, as I’ve used strong tobacco snus daily for half my life and have no issues with even stronger than that with tobacco snus).
Well when the guy told you it was a 6mg and you find out after you put it in, it was a 20mg. I’ll call it a stimulant.
? Nicotine is a stimulant.
if your addicted to it, yeah, it really cuts down on the slump you get from nicotine cravings. (don’t come after me tomaco bros, I was having nit fits when I was 7, I grew up around drug addicts that didn’t see the point in not hotboxing the house with multiple 2nd hand effects on small children)
That’s not how stimulants are defined. Sorry but that’s just a weird take. Nicotine is a stimulant.
900 km/h standing still
One time, when I was still learning to flex my social muscles and had volunteered to MC a work function, I was incredibly anxious beforehand and downed a large dose of CBD oil. Not realizing that the formula I was using had significant levels of THC also, it’s just that I had used it in small doses so I never realized it before.
While I got through it, it went as you would expect. I was slow in places, I had a hard time focusing and improvising any chatter. It was awkward and I felt mortified after.
BUT, I did not give up. I hosted every work social event, organized charity drives and other special programs, and within a year I was managing a team, chairing two committees and made Employee of the Year. By that time I had been through so much rough shit and embarrassment at work that I was invulnerable to social anxiety. People said I was so smooth and often asked me how I didn’t get nervous public speaking.
The secret to almost anything is to not be afraid to fall flat on your face.
edit: I did not continue to use mind-altering chemicals before social events, it was a bad idea, if I didn’t make it clear.
Heart failure maxxing
Nah, it’s ok, it’s offset with two separate blood pressure meds.
36mg ??
4mg is stuck to the credit card
A person of culture I see
Some forms of methylphenidate come in 32, 56 and a few others specifically Concerta and the generics.
Who said anything about methylphenidate?
Common drug that isn’t Adderall but does come in those dosages.
Is that Peter Thiel? If yes, why use his image in this meme?
I wish we’d stop depicting authoritarians and dictators in memes. Although it can seem like it’s making them a laughing stock, it’s not. It’s making them more sympathetic to the general public, and they’re taking advantage of it (see the White House PR troll team). Just ask a Colombian if they enjoy seeing Escobar memes, or a Ukrainian seeing Putin memes.
At least give them swastikas.
Unpopular opinion: your body your choice. Do what drugs you want just be safe.
I keep seeing “zyn” being referenced in memes and media online. Are we bringing back chewing tobacco?
It’s back, especially with Gen Z, I think. Tobacco companies always seem to find a way.
It’s more like snus, but without the tobacco
So just the nicotine?
Yes. They’re called nicotine pouches
Wild
Matthew McConaughey has a few words of guidance to share
respect
Great, well, in that case, we can call it and give everyone some time back. Thanks all.
Coffee just makes me sleepy and anxious. I think 3 cups would put me into a coma.
do you have adhd?
Okay, first of all, you call 3 cups of coffee stimulant maxing? that’s barely enough to get started on just the caffeine, before anything else is mixed in there.
How much caffeine do you mix with your perscription pheteme…? (For science, thanks)
Are you me!!??!!
