Edit: I’m going to bed, so I think that’s the end of the AMA. He’s gonna stay up a bit longer to take the dogs out. Thanks for all the questions everyone!
What is the upper limit for socially acceptable number of tacos to eat in one sitting?
“I don’t think there’s a morally objective maximum number of tacos, but I don’t think I’d eat more than four in front of witnesses”
4 is just a snack though!
Have you ever considered swinging?
All the time, but he’s worried he wouldn’t fit in the swings and would have to be cut out. He did swing on the swings at the pride parade though.
Would he still love you if you turned into a worm?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
“I don’t dance, with good reason”
Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you’d forgotten where you parked your car?
When was the last time you changed the oil in the car?
He had to friggin go outside and check lmao
June 6, 2025
He forgot already? It’s only been a month and a half.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
“Not unless a taco is too”
What’s the best way to eat Nutella?
He just said “don’t” derisively.
Nice. Three points. Judges would have also accepted, “With your whole hand.”
If a rock large enough to block the hall or door to your bedroom was suddenly there in the way, what would be his strategy for dealing with it and for sleeping tonight?
Sleeping tonight, I’d apparently get the daybed and he’d sleep on the floor in the office. As for what to do with it, he says a boulder of that size would not be supported in our upstairs landing to block the door, and we’d have to hire an engineer to help remove it and repair everything.
Smooth or chunky peanut butter?
Depends on the application? Peanut sauce you wanna go smooth, PB&J you wanna go crunchy. I think there’s room for a whole range of peanut butter expression in this world.
Smooth if you have to pick one, for the utility of it
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
Pterosaur. They’re big, they’re flying, they’re terrifying.
cough cough flying reptile cough cough
Solid pick tho!
Pineapple on pizza?
Fucking love it, with jalapeños and hot sauce
There’s a place nearby that does a perfect bacon and pineapple. I’m gonna have them add peppers next time thanks to you
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
“I don’t know, an amount?” is all I got back
Edit:" About 700 pounds (320 kilograms) on a good day, with the wind at his back"
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People that go more than 10 miles or more an hour under the posted speed limit without a clear reason to do so
My man!
How do you feel about twins?
In what context? One of his best friends is a twin and so is her kids. He says he’s confused.
I likely made a false assumption and regret doing so.
What’s your mile time?
“Best or current? Currently it’s like 9 minutes, not good.”
9 is great for a non athlete!
Well now my fat ass feels a little better… I’m at about a steady 9 minute mile on an elliptical machine. My body firmly rejects the outdoors so i have no clue outside of machines
That’s good! And I’m not just saying that cuz that’s my current too lol. I remember my better running days and hope to be back there soon. Or close.
That’s not bad at all. Fastest I ever ran on a treadmill flat out was about 6 min. I’m not a runner, that was just my gym days. Now it’s probably 12-15 min.
