I’m currently torn between Natural Born Killers and Reservoir Dogs, but at least have had it down to “probably nothing with Steven Seagal in it” quite early in the process.
The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.
Pacific Rim gets a lot better??? Giant robots fucking giant monsters.
Pacific Rimjob
It would be really easy to do, too. Just replace the chainsword with a dildo.
Debbie Does Dallas becomes Kill Bill, and vice-versa.
Demolition Man … have some kick-ass sex and then enjoy the afterglow at Taco Bell.
Hardcore Henry!
The Rocky movies. Imagine the (sex) training montage leading up to two dudes pounding each other for 15 rounds in a boxing ring in front of an audience.
The Black Widow movie. I could stand seeing Scarlett Johansson get down and dirty.
I can finally watch 7 Songs with the family.
The Raid