Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Steven Segal
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
His best is barely watchable, it’s incredible that he had a career at all
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
John Oliver
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I’m too lazy xD
Jared Leto
You win 🤢
Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.
Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
James Corden
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
James Corden.
Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅
Perfect
Ah. Beat me to it.
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it’s not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
Michael Cena
Seth Rogan
