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- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
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Embrace the Void.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass
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My wife says she wins either way.
sure.
Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.
50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!
Lose lose scenario.
Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.
Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.
So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can’t be different and live quietly, on this world 😔
“Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”
Joke’s on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls
OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
Either way I’m getting fucked hard
No I would not
Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I’m headbutting that button ASAP.
