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Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
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Embrace the Void.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass
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My wife says she wins either way.
sure.
Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.
Lose lose scenario.
Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.
Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.
So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can’t be different and live quietly, on this world 😔
Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I’m headbutting that button ASAP.
Genius!
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
Worth it.
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I’m so sorry that happened to you
Top tier trolling right there
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
No, that you’re a 38 year old man
As a 40 year old man, this was very funny
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I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
It’s a yes or no question bud
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.
Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can’t make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don’t know how noble he actually is
Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.
As someone who’s never had that much interest in the genre it didn’t immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.
Devious double misdirect guerrilla advertising. Well done.
