Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?
Nope, not him…
You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.
Are we at the weekend at trump’s stage now?
Hyundai tried
Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…
It’s frantic back stepping
I don’t want to frighten off or disincentivize investment into America by outside countries or companies
Says the guy who stopped any and all US government investment into companies and countries outside America. It’s like that comic of the dog with a ball; “no take, only give”.
That’s way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game
So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?
Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?
Imagine the ghostwriter tasked with this, trying (and failing) to dumb down his post to sound like his moron boss.
He didn’t write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don’t even realize they botched the exact things they’re talking about
Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.
And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
- DJT
Agreed. Since his stroke he is all thumb.
No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.
Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?
Nothing changes.
That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?
It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.
I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.
Oh yeah. Here it is
What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?
Coffee, but in a Russian accent
That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.
*snif*
And yet it still sounds like the ramblings of an old man. It’s brilliant.
This is rich considering the ICE raids where people with visas to be here training Americans are being snatched up and “choosing” to go home instead of deal with the bullshit.
This is as close as he’s going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl’s got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won’t throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.
used to but forgot, but totally will be better once all knowledge has been extracted. plz stay and touch pp
There is 100% no way he wrote that.
Absolutely zero chance in Hell Trump himself wrote that.
“Disincentivize”?
Ghost writer.
Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can’t you write like… One paragrah?
Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.
Not all caps, 20 y/o staffer wrote this.
And said staffer is dumb enough to think it’s both grammatically correct and in Trumps voice at the same time.
They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI
As a former designer/typesetter/typographer, it pains me to admit that this is probably the case.
Charlie? Is that you?
Figured it wasn’t Trump’s writing, he thinks a semiconductor is some guy who yells “All aboard!” when it’s time to mount a half-erect penis.
New metaphor just dropped.
It doesn’t end with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!”
Definitely a ghost writer.
This is off topic but I wonder how long it will take before we learn the identities of the people who have access to Trump’s twitter account. Ever since presidents started using Twitter in office nobody really assumed they were writing posts themselves , they have comms teams for that. Trump’s relationship with Twitter had always been different, and the gimmick has always been that it’s his way to talk to the people without the MSM filter.
But we know at this point that he doesn’t write all his own posts and we also know that he sometimes criticizes specific companies. Anyone with even 15 mins of notice about these posts going live can make easy money on the stock market. It would almost be silly if there weren’t people making a killing off it.
Its illegal of course but that hasn’t mattered for a while.
That is way too coherent to be Trump.
Release the Epstein files, rapist.
