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Somelad@thelemmy.club to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

If men had babies instead of women? Men would probably just all get C sections because everyone knows people have to keep being born.

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If men had babies instead of women? Men would probably just all get C sections because everyone knows people have to keep being born.

Somelad@thelemmy.club to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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  • remon@ani.social
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    That really depends on how the anatomy of the men would look like. If you just give them a womb without a vagina … than yeah, they would literally have to get a C-section. However if you provide some means of giving birth naturally then I don’t see how your point holds.

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    Having had a C-section, sure it’s nice to lie there with the epidural and let the doctors do all the pushing you’d been expecting to have to do, and yes at least I didn’t have to sit on my stitches. But the recovery is kind of a bitch. It’s major abdominal surgery that can a lot of internal scarring, especially if you try to bounce back too quickly. Just trying to get up out of your home bed without tearing the stitches by using your abs is ridiculous. And you’re doing it several times a night. On the plus side, pure love baby. Have fun, hypothetical guys!

  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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    If blokes could get pregnant, the shitty, misogynistic crap about trying to ban abortions wouldn’t be a question

    Guys would be celebrated for taking control of their bodies, while women are demonised

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Dudes into sounding might just do it au natural for fun.

    • floo@retrolemmy.com
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      Wrong hole.

    • Somelad@thelemmy.clubOP
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      Yeah well I don’t think you were in the shower when you came up with that. Because the water would damage the phone. So how about I report ya?

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        …isn’t this your thread?

      • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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        With that argument you whole post shouldn’t be here. So start with yourself! I outwitted you, ha ha!

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        The shower is a great place for sticking metal rods in your dick. It saves a huge amount of cleanup.

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          taking notes

          • floo@retrolemmy.com
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            Soap burns

        • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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          I use my workshop

          • floo@retrolemmy.com
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            Hey, I really prefer a big fat hairy cock, but you do you

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Phones are water resistant these days. I can spend all day in here.

  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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    False premise at the end.

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      What is?

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        “people have to keep being born.”

        Why?

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          Because we need the next able bodied generation to pick up where we leave off when we’re too old to run things

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            Again…. why? I don’t particularly like our current trajectory. Why further it?

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              Normal people see value and beauty in human life

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                i’ve gertainly never met anyone that does. judging from the news, most people don’t seem to care.

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                  Damn, you really need to touch some grass.

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