Life Goals
Where is /r/boottoobig on the Fediverse?
Miscalculated fart
Here I sit broken hearted.
Chocolate rain!
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
Aaaaaand that’s enough internet for today…
For me it was this
Take a bowel.
The cannon was loaded from the start.
Trapeze shartist
Make it rain on them hoes.
Don’t shit on me and tell me it’s raining.
But if you do, charge me 150 $USD for front row seats.
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
I like the watermelon seeds hitting me in with corn husk and nut the rind.
They are taking “shitpost” too literally.
Yet another problem that wouldn’t exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there’s only one person who should be shat on.
Yea problems like these are really prolific if you just believe anything you read on the internet and don’t stop to think if it might be fake.
Well, here’s me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.
You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
Wait trees make you shit? Or are you just always one fart away from disaster?
back then the only way i could let out a fart without it bringing some friends along was to lay on my belly. now i can’t fart, so i guess if i did it would be a disaster. yes and yes?
Doodoo shower.
When you’re doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip…
Thats amore
When you’re flying on that swing and you feel that stomach ping…
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
As do the bowels
