I always thought it looked like some sort of gnome.
Why did he deep fry his cock?
Doing too much. All you have to do is find the chicken leg shape near the midwest.
“Pan”-is
PanFucky
I used to live in that guy’s pants.
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in…Utah.
And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn’t have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.
Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America
Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo
hmmm… Kansas is also a shirt for “actual American sized person”
Dihh
dih isn’t even that often used replacing the word dick.
i KNEW pansexual meant what i thought it meant!
So he shits on Texas and pisses on Missipissi?
Gotcha 👍
As long as it doesn’t come in contact with the chicken, that’s fine by me.
And the chef’s name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.
Chef’s hat:
Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?
How could Canada complain about anything when they’re clearly underwater?
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
Looks like a big fat penis
Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America’s wang, if you will.
