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In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.
He has named Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the State of Israel, Elon Musk’s X-Corp, T-Mobile, and Warner Bros. Studios in court documents.
The people I tried to coup the country to put into power are secretly trying to violate the constitution to take over the country.
However, Chansley rescinded his support for Trump because the president refused to release the Epstein files.
Heh. Where’s that person to spam the picture when you need them?
I love how he tossed t-mobile in there. “…my aunt Gladys, the guy who parks too close to my driveway, that kid who rides his bike on the sidewalk, the King of Spain, Papa Johns…”
Papa Johns
Who was an actual piece of racist shit BTW, I would love to see him thrown into the mix.
Where’s that person to spam the picture when you need them?
Just say their name three times.
Not them but
In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.
Just let that sink in.
Paragraphs are woke.
26 pages in a single paragraph: perfect way to piss off my old English teacher
Small potatoes in this pile of insanity but I don’t think “conspiracy to violate the constitution” is a valid cause of action so I’m guessing this will be summarily dismissed? Lol
Glorious.
y’all, i’m starting to think this guy might be a real weirdo
Top tip: if your doctor enters the exam room with face paint and buffalo horns, get a second opinion.
“starting…?”
That’s the joke! Good job spotting it!
if you can’t trust a seditious guy violating the flag code wearing a buffalo hide who goes on hunger strike because prison isn’t fun to file a normal sensible lawsuit, where do you go?
Bizarrely, one section in the lawsuit suggests that plots for… James Cameron’s Avatar were plagiarized from his own writing.
Qanon Shaman wrote Fern Gully?
“QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and targets Musk, T-Mobile and Warner Bros in rambling lawsuit”
Don’t change the title
It sounds out of a pulp 80s sci-fi novel.
Well, I honestly can’t say that’s any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I’ve never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.
So wait did he actually find a lawyer to represent this fantasy?
ETA: And does he have an actual legal grounds for a suit?
“…The QAnon shaman would also print a one-ounce gold coin, valued at $40 trillion, to pay off the country’s debts.”
I’d guess he has no case.
He’s either a fucking moron or trying to drum up publicity for something.
I’m starting to think the guy that dressed up like a shaman and participated in the insurrection attempt might have a screw loose.
More like, dressed up and called himself a shaman. I don’t know any shaman that dresses like that. Then again, I also don’t know any shamans…
I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that
Well, she’s missing out. Not too many occupations expect you to wear a seriously wicked get up like that!
Why not both
In the first articles he was representing himself…
Not sure if he got a lawyer yet or not.
It almost makes me retch every time this idiot is brought up. The fact that he is associated with shamanism is too much.
MAGA is fracturing and turning on itself. Some of them are waking up to the con of pedo Don
Are you calling them… woke!?
No, they’re not cool, they’ve just stopped sleeping.
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all you’re money, I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny!
I mean I don’t want this guy being the new musk but…
Is it just me or did the ammounts Americans sue each other for rise an order of magnitude in the last few years?
Add a couple more zeros…
Just another aspect of inflation.
Lol there is no ceiling for stupid
You know what let’s do it. Give him 40 trillion. Just end it already.
No give him $40 trillion of Trump’s personal money. Heck, pull it back to $40 million, that’s probably about what Trump has grifted off the Presidency.
Oh, he’s grifted WAY more than that. He entered the presidency in 2016 DEEP in the hole, and emerged in 2020 as a billionaire.
A few weeks back, I read how Trump’s personal businesses has profited well into the billions in just this current term alone.
40 Million? Those are amateur numbers, Trump is aiming for GOAT status among grifters.
He will never have $40 trillion, and he’s got WAY more than $40 million.
This reminds me of Austin Powers when Dr. Evil demands one billion dollars in the past, and one million in the present.
That is going to make a LOT of lawyers’ boat payments!
