He left a hole in her heart

All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again

Thanks very much, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this - I think I was just so frazzled by the alarms blaring my brain couldn’t think properly. I’ll be lifting up the floor for a look tomorrow!

Thanks very much, looks like tomorrow will herald my inauguration into carpet lifting!

Those silly sausages!

And when you consider that approx 47% of the population is (was) under 18, they really showed those ~5k kids!!

So Linux has been dominating the server space since before it existed? Cool!

There is a wrong way to be right about something, and this comment is a great example of that.

Um, no you don’t. I mean you can do it that way if you want I suppose, but you can just use the good ol’ decline button too (repeatedly, on various screens, with your network cable unplugged. Fuck Windows)

it won’t install the OS without making you create a Microsoft account

I’m not pro-Windows by any means, but this simply isn’t true.

TL;DR wooooooosh

Mind. Blown.

If only every country would follow suit so money doesn’t get hidden in so-called “tax havens”.

Maybe you should tell that to the comedian who wrote the joke 30 years ago

Never let facts get in the way of a good joke.

The whalers are a bit annoying though

Maybe they’re going by body mass? 1 Hamas = the weight of 10 babies, so that’s what makes it right! Logic!

One of them got mad because I cursed, we really have been overrun by highschoolers.

Oh, it was supposed to be a joke. I see.

Ohhhhhh someone cursed! Call the police!!