And poor old Hamish and Andy can’t get themselves one yet.

It’s springtime!

Don’t be stupid be a smarty,
Come and join the Nazi Party.

This kills the crab.

A lack of shortages?

Why not just make 10 worth more?

It already is been again and soon now.

a) you hate tortoises,
b) you don’t want to burn your fingers on the tortoise, and you also hate tortoises.

It’s comin’ right for us!

Not only that, but i can also lookup X’s.

FAKE LOBES!

Romans they go to the house?

Do you mean that it’s a great way to visualise how bad the situation is?

“So i went and Ducked it”

Eh? Eh?

‘Fine’ said the Celery, ‘let’s end this here and now’ as he drew his Scimitar.

Nostalgia’s never as good as it used to be.

Yeah new cpu and mobo is way down my list of important expenditures right now.

One opening line that’s always stuck with me is:

“The doctor said I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well, he didn’t actually say it, but we knew he was thinking it.”

Eyes on the prize man.

When i emigrated i had to work through a visa situation at a job where the owner/ boss was a massive dick. Eyes on the fucking prize got me through it and now it’s a distant memory and I’m in a much better place.

The Finnish Bureau of Icecoldmotherfuckers

I can sense the sarcasm of your post, yet the words you’ve written are actually true. This is exactly what decentralisation is all about. on some other websites you might lose access to the content entirely, on the fediverse you can just go there direct and still get all of the content, nobody can ever take that away from you except for the people who manage that content.

That’s literally the main selling point of this kind of setup. Nobody, faceless or otherwise, can stop you accessing any of the content.