The funny thing is the rapture actually happened. They didn’t get plucked. Maybe they should figure out why and be better people.

Their base are drooling, low-life, fucking idiots with zero object permanence who scream Biden was a pedo whilst raping their 15 year old cousin.

Get um, boys.

Those are butt worms!

Aseedas? Well. Let’s see how we say that. Durp-de-durp. Ah-seed-a-moini-fins?

Ah, shit. Now I’ve got the spectrums.

This is America we’re talking about here. MAGA is fucking cruel. They’ll take pleasure watching people starve who they’ve deemed as lessor.

That already think all immigrants in the country are criminals and cheer when they’re deported to death camps.

Sorry, friend. You’re starving.

I don’t want to visit the US because too many unhinged people own lots of guns.

But outside of that, I can’t risk taking a vacation there, getting scooped up by ICE, and being detained for 3-4 weeks - or worse landing in a death camp in fucking Africa or South America.

It’s crazy to think North Korea is safer to visit than the US right now. North Korea doesn’t have a history of just nabbing visitors out of the blue for no reason. The USA can’t say that.

His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.

How does your anus feel?

On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.

Not you.

I got raptured but I was hung up on my bedsheets and just floated in the bedroom for 20 minutes. I guess I’ll have to catch the next one.

If anything Trump has showed I’ve been right all along to not trust America.

It’s gay (or bi) MAGA men in the closet seeking hookups with people in other towns so they don’t bump into them later at the grocery store with their wife.

These are the same people that will say shit like “faggots make me sick” and some probably even go gay bashing.

Their religion and culture have damaged their brains into rejecting who they are and what they want in life and will violently lash out at others who embrace who they are.

I’d feel pity for them if they weren’t such horrible humans.

I doubt it. I saw women and some black and Asian people in the crowd.

I don’t care what anyone says. No fireworks.

The theory I hear is to nuke Trump after 2 years, then JD can rule for 10 years.

I don’t buy it though. I think by the time mid terms comes around Trump will have started a war of some sort, rolled troops to large cities, and shut down voting forever.

Charlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth.

Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there.

The crowd dodged a bullet…