Reality is even worse than Idiocracy, because at least President Camacho recognised his own limitations and asked the smartest person in the room to help.

The sad thing is that it was fairly progressive then to have openly gay men on TV who weren’t there as either the butt of a joke or a flamboyant “gay bestie” stereotype.

Fuck it

OOPs your SQL

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“Surrender to my imperialism or I’m going to ruin your my economy”

https://youtu.be/FhykvrPZwA4

The pinnacle of Australian culture

It’s probably just the suit jacket, those things do restrict your arm’s vertical range of movement.

Also the problem of relying on a nation state to allow these certificates to be issued in the first place. A repressive regime could simply refuse to give its citizens a certificate, which would effectively block them from access to a platform that required them.

Please understand that this is not directed at you personally, but fuck you. Sincerely, the rest of the world.

Edit because I can’t just leave it at that: I’m furious at the US but I also despair for all of the innocent people (Americans and others) who are going to suffer as a result.

No, they’re negative.

Exactly. What do you want him to do? Attempt a coup to stay in power? Americans voted for this and nobody is coming to save you.

Only the good die young unfortunately.

That’s probably going to happen anyway but we’ll never know about it unless a lucky microphone picks it up.

It functions the same way as the Death Note. Let’s call it the Brown Note.

Yeah, I am not reading this shit again. I will not reward the complicit media with clicks and attention for their part in getting him re-elected.

That’s a real dollar coin that could be used in circulation, but it costs much more than its face value to buy and it’s worth a lot more than its face value to collectors.

And being part of the Commonwealth, we still have the monarch as the head of state but have Governer Generals who perform the monarchs roles when they are not about.

This is true of Australia, but having the British monarch as head of state is not a requirement for Commonwealth membership - there are a few members that have their own heads of state.

Australia didn’t rebel like those dastardly yanks. We became an independent country in 1901.

Expanding on this a bit, while Australia did become its own country in 1901 our legal system was still linked to the British one and the British parliament could legislate for Australia until the Australia Act 1986 was passed, which cut all remaining legal and legislative ties to the UK leaving only the monarch as head of state.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but I want to see the former hurt the latter first.

“whether they like it or not”

This is going to happen. Whether or not it’s ever “official policy”, people are going to be killed by this.

None of that matters because they made more money last time he was in office.