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I used to love the Eyewitness Guides books when I was a kid. Had no idea that it existed as a show as well.

TV tech is nudging ever further into Torment Nexus territory.

But I like boardgames. Turn based games are like a really complex boardgame with all the admin handled for you.

Been a while since I got a pint for under £5

No problems with my Anker hub.

I like Encona sauces from the UK https://www.enconasauces.co.uk/products

Where can I find the best Android alternative for my old-ass devices that don’t support Lineage OS?

Then I will have my encryption program make the encrypted data look like text/images/whatever…

Taking a stroll past the knife factory.

I think their target group is exactly the same, they just aged a bit

What about one of the old C&C games that just got open sourced by EA?

Mine still sees regular use after 2.5 years.

Ooh, I have a good one. While I was asleep my brain came up with “Late’n’Baked” which was some kind of instant foodstuff for stoners along the lines of Huel. This was apparently funny enough to wake me up.

I have no mouth and I must screamdeck

No, you totally can dive into a pile of gold and swim in it and they should definitely all try it. It works better the higher the diving board is.

I will be very sad when my 16 yo Sony Bravia TV dies

For me its: “There are two ways I could go about this and there’s no way I could possibly be expected to choose which one”. I guess thats just a variant of top left though.

When I saw the trailer to Shutter Island, a film about a detective trying to solve a murder at a mysterious and secluded mental institution, I immediately guessed that the twist was going to be that the detective was actually a patient the whole time. This made me decide that I didn’t need to watch it and I never looked up a plot summary so I’ve no idea if I’m right.

But why is the 20 years ago picture Win 8 and the today picture is XP?

“Fucking finally!”

• grasshopper after waiting 100 million years for grass to evolve