@CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 8 months agoI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1168arrow-down1imageI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.works@CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNaibofTabrlinkfedilinkEnglish17•8 months agoThe backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
minus-squaremacrocarpalinkfedilinkEnglish14•8 months ago…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
minus-square@Voroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish12•8 months agoIt’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
minus-square@hydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish4•8 months ago10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
minus-square@uis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish4•8 months agoIt was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
The backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
It was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
The backdoor is locked