CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months agoI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1168arrow-down1imageI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.worksCDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLudrollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·9 months agoA button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 months agoThe backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
minus-squaremacrocarpa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 months ago…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoIt’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·9 months ago10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoIt was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
minus-squareSomeAmateur@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoThe backdoor is locked
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
The backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
It was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
The backdoor is locked